This one goes out to all the heroes

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Let me tell you about my friend Lisa Derstappen. She is wonderful: http://lisaderstappen.atspace.com/
Hi Lisa! :)

NEWSFLASH!

Mike: This just in! The author sucks at blogs!

We now take you to our beautiful Blogspot correspondent Valerie Vavoom, voloptuous reporter live at the scene! Hello Valarie!

Valerie: Hello Mike! Yes it's true! Millions are shocked as this one blogger just can’t seem to get the hang of the idea that he’s supposed to write down everything that happens to him.

Mike: Fascinating!

Valerie: My sentiments exactly Mike! In fact what everyone is saying is that they simply cannot fathom why he’d bother to start to give up at such an early stage!

Mike: No I was talking about your chest. It is very fascinating.

Valerie: Well Mike, that’s what everyone says as well. As I was saying, Barely had he started he seems to have abandoned it at its bare bones…

Mike: I can tell you what I’d like to bone!

Valerie: You wish, buddy. It should be brought to the public’s attention that this is not the first time Mr. Oosterwijk has apparently abandoned a project. He’s done this sort of thing dozens of times and there is no real reason why this incident should stand a breast of the crowd.

Mike: And a lovely breast it is too!

Valerie: When confronted for an interview, the author suddenly found himself tongue tied and unable comment. The ensuing media pressure and the barricade around his house then drove him a teat over the edge as he then ran out of the house in an ill-fitting wig screaming that his name was Ethel Mildrege and that he was innocent and that he never knew a thing about any young handsome Spanish boys.

Mike: Boy would I like to get my tongue round your teats.

Valerie: You stay away from me you pervert.

Mike: Thank you Val. We now resume your stagnant webpage.

Blogginess

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I've been spending the morning fiddling on this. I'm never quite happy with my blog templates. I saved my old one and put it aside - I think I might stay with a generic one for now.

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240 UPDATE:
The Terminal: Heart-warming.
Licensce to Kill: This was a pretty good Bond Flick! Sure it was a bit too american, but it was one of the most realistic ever! And hooray for Q's biggest part ever! He goes out on the field!
i Robot: WHAT A LOAD OF CACK
Back to the future 3: Best movie I watched all week! Marty! We have to go back... BACK TO THE FUTURE!!
phone Booth: Better than I expected! Pretty engrossing, oh, and ZERO surprise factorwhen the shooter turned out to be Keifer Sutherland!!!
The chronicles of Riddick: I'll be honest. I have no idea what happened. I fell asleep in the first 30 mins.

Now I can be as cool as Iris

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Right then. This is the first official post in the Atomic Carousel. See that Bold Text and the word "official".. that's right man! It's for real! It's the first post! And with any luck it won't be the last either! Now, I'm going to proceed in carrying over all of the many multidudes of enlightening entries from my previous fake LJ blogs (all 5 of them) and backdate them here, so it will look like I've been around longer than I've really been! Ooh! How scandalous!

240 UPDATE:
Predator: Awesome! Well worth all the cult notoriety and fan base. I should have seen this years ago.
Alien Versus Predator: A completely different story. Very annoyingly Jurassic Park. But with even less sense (and no raptors - unforgivable). Stupid people, pants preds and oh! oh! The chick and the pred (Cecil) become friends and tag team the aliens to death and then they fall in love and they nearly kiss at several moments thwarted only by Cecil's lack of plausible lips and then surprise! Queen alien survives and Cecil gets killed (NOOOOOO!) and then pops a pred-alien. Farce.
The Road to Perdition: Mafia stuff. Jude Law would have made a pretty sweet Bond Villain. And speaking of Bond Villains...
Thunderball: The one where Number 2 hijacks a nuke and aims it at Miami from his boat. Okay. Number 2 had a nice eyepatch. I wonder how I would look with an eyepatch? Hmm...
You Only Live Twice: THIS MOVIE HAS EVERYTHING!!! Spaceships! A piranha tank! Q! Gadgets! A secret volcano island lair! Russians! Blofeld! Blofeld's cat! Ninjas! Bond's chest gets waxed! Bond scores with 5 different women! BEST BOND MOVIE EVER!
Diamonds Are Forever: Such a disappointment after the last one. Not to mention that Blofeld looks completely different (and not threatening at all). Actually I fell asleep during it and was confused at how suddenly and unresolved it ended. HOWEVER: The gay couple side villains were brilliant.
The Spy who loved me: After watching 3 Sean Conneries in a row, it was pretty hard adapting to Roger Moore. I kept wanting him to say something in the acshent. Nonetheless: Brilliant! Raahh! Jaws! Shark cage traps! Russians! What's not to love? 3rd best Bond movie.
The Last Samurai: Is the story in this movie for real? It looks like a very creative excuse to pitch a battle of medieval like weapons (bow and arrows) versus Victorian Weapons (Rifles, howitzers and Maxim guns). It’s Pretty good although the inclusion of Billy Connolly made it VERY HARD for me to take the movie seriously. However the early killing off the bearded Scottish comedian made it easier.

240

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{Voice over}
Right now I am staring at a black satchel...
It is crammed full of DVDs.
Earlier, Henry came over, and at his insistence, left behind the satchel for a week. It contains 240 movie DVDs, consisting mostly of recent releases, some television series sets and plethora of classics I have yet to watch including Citizen Kane, the Back to the Futures, the James Bonds, Predator 2 and many more...
My name is Bob Oosterwijk... and this week is going to be the longest movie marathon of my life.