A Poem

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There is a crocodile in this poem

I am happy
Happy happy happy
Today was a lovely day
Almost everything went my way
I patted the dog and fed the cat
Even my neighbour tipped me his hat
I went to school and everyone cheered
Then we had a disco party with hookers and beer
And when I finally went back home at the end of the day
I kissed my crocodile goodnight and went to sleep right where I lay.


I am obviously some kind of fraud.