Now I can be as cool as Iris

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Right then. This is the first official post in the Atomic Carousel. See that Bold Text and the word "official".. that's right man! It's for real! It's the first post! And with any luck it won't be the last either! Now, I'm going to proceed in carrying over all of the many multidudes of enlightening entries from my previous fake LJ blogs (all 5 of them) and backdate them here, so it will look like I've been around longer than I've really been! Ooh! How scandalous!

240 UPDATE:
Predator: Awesome! Well worth all the cult notoriety and fan base. I should have seen this years ago.
Alien Versus Predator: A completely different story. Very annoyingly Jurassic Park. But with even less sense (and no raptors - unforgivable). Stupid people, pants preds and oh! oh! The chick and the pred (Cecil) become friends and tag team the aliens to death and then they fall in love and they nearly kiss at several moments thwarted only by Cecil's lack of plausible lips and then surprise! Queen alien survives and Cecil gets killed (NOOOOOO!) and then pops a pred-alien. Farce.
The Road to Perdition: Mafia stuff. Jude Law would have made a pretty sweet Bond Villain. And speaking of Bond Villains...
Thunderball: The one where Number 2 hijacks a nuke and aims it at Miami from his boat. Okay. Number 2 had a nice eyepatch. I wonder how I would look with an eyepatch? Hmm...
You Only Live Twice: THIS MOVIE HAS EVERYTHING!!! Spaceships! A piranha tank! Q! Gadgets! A secret volcano island lair! Russians! Blofeld! Blofeld's cat! Ninjas! Bond's chest gets waxed! Bond scores with 5 different women! BEST BOND MOVIE EVER!
Diamonds Are Forever: Such a disappointment after the last one. Not to mention that Blofeld looks completely different (and not threatening at all). Actually I fell asleep during it and was confused at how suddenly and unresolved it ended. HOWEVER: The gay couple side villains were brilliant.
The Spy who loved me: After watching 3 Sean Conneries in a row, it was pretty hard adapting to Roger Moore. I kept wanting him to say something in the acshent. Nonetheless: Brilliant! Raahh! Jaws! Shark cage traps! Russians! What's not to love? 3rd best Bond movie.
The Last Samurai: Is the story in this movie for real? It looks like a very creative excuse to pitch a battle of medieval like weapons (bow and arrows) versus Victorian Weapons (Rifles, howitzers and Maxim guns). It’s Pretty good although the inclusion of Billy Connolly made it VERY HARD for me to take the movie seriously. However the early killing off the bearded Scottish comedian made it easier.